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Dumb California Laws:
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern,
school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle,
unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths,
and elephants.
In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same
guidelines as cats and dogs.
Hawaii State Laws:
All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears
Dumb Florida Laws
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can
the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday
or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has
to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip
the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
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Wisconsin Joke and Laws:
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die or Come Cut Our Cheese
Wisconsin:
Land of funny accents.
Dumb Wisconsin Laws:
You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Citizens may not murder their enemies.
Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither
shall proceed until the other has.
As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter
substitute is banned.
At one time, margarine was illegal.
State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants
without cheese.
While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making
requires a master cheese maker's license.
It is illegal to kiss on a train.
It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.
Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday
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